Chinese penis size matters: Cheeky joke blows up into beach brawl
A light-hearted joke about the size of a Chinese man’s penis turned into a full-blown scuffle on Pattaya’s Beach Road.
Chaos erupted in the early hours of today, January 20, when 35 year old Ms A, accompanied her 24 year old Chinese boyfriend, to Pattaya City Police Station.
The night had taken a violent turn after a Thai-Chinese man ignited tempers with the cheeky question, “Is your penis big or small?”
The 24 year old man was not amused. Determined to stand up for himself, he confronted the provocateur with,
“What does it have to do with you?”
Tensions soared, resulting in a heated row. Matters quickly escalated as the joker seized the opportunity, stabbing the young man in the arm with a key, causing blood to splatter everywhere.
In the chaos that engulfed the South Pattaya scene, the assailant made his escape without a scratch. Meanwhile, the injured man was tended to by the Sawang Boriboon Pattaya Rescue Unit, who were alerted by the cops.
At the police station, Ms A and her boyfriend filed a complaint with Investigation Superintendent Police Lieutenant Colonel Suthiraphan Tapsri. A formal investigation is now underway, as the police work to iron out the details and bring the evasive perpetrator to justice, reported Channel 7.
In related news, last week a hard study was conducted about the size of a penis, myths, and what science says.
Contrary to pop culture’s grand assumptions, studies reveal that penis size is surprisingly uniform worldwide. Research indicates the average erect length is between 12.9 centimetres (5.1 inches) and 13.92 cm (5.5 in). However, men tend to overestimate the average size and often undervalue their own, while women are generally less concerned about it than men might think.
A 2015 study found women prioritised girth as much as length, choosing an ideal size of 16 cm (6.3 in) in length and 12.2 cm (4.8 in) in girth for long-term partners. Moreover, 85% of women reported satisfaction with their partner’s size, compared to only 55% of men.
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