Top 10 most boring news stories

In the media we have ‘slow news days’. These days are when you scroll through countless feeds and articles to find something, anything, worth writing about.

Then the deadline looms and you have to publish something.

Then there are those glorious moments when something get published that really should never have been. But being the internet. these magic moments will live on forever.

Here are our Top 10 most boringly stupid headlines we could find.

1. The Suspicious Package

2. The Grand Theft

3. The Major Discovery

4. The Surprise Closed Doors

5. The Great Fast Food Paper Ripper

6. The Horror Substitute

7. The Loud Gate

8. The Blob that went “Baaaa”

9. The Method-Acting Manager

10. The Most Hated Kitten