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It’s a snap! Busted boner puts owner in sick bay

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PHUKET CITY: Vachira Phuket Hospital on Wednesday morning received a transfer patient in a lot of pain from a somewhat embarrassing illness – a broken penis.

Being transferred from Patong Hospital as he was, one might assume that the patient had done the damage in an over-energetic nocturnal romp.

However, the patient – a 28-year-old Phang Nga native who understandably wished for his name not to be published – insisted that the damage was self inflicted during an attempt to subdue a morning erection before going to work on a parasailing boat off Patong Beach.

The patient said that to try and get rid of the erection he had grabbed his penis around the mid-section with both hands and bent it violently. This normally did the trick and he had successfully used the strategy since childhood, but on this occasion he heard a loud crack like that of a breaking twig.

“This time I got a strange feeling like I’d torn a muscle. It hurt very much and started to swell. At first I didn’t tell anyone…but then I couldn’t stand it any longer so I went to the doctor.

“When I got to Patong Hospital, the doctor took me to the x-ray room and gave me medicine to reduce the swelling. He also stuck a tube up my penis so I could pee, but none of this really helped.

The doctor decided to transfer me to Vachira Phuket Hospital for further treatment as my penis was still very swollen – about four times as big as usual. The doctor gave me more anti-inflammatory drugs, but said that if it didn’t get better he woulf have to operate to remove the blood trapped in it,” he said.

The patient was sure his member would still work after it healed because even at the height of the swelling he still suffered from unexpected erections. These were extremely painful, he said.

The patient said that he wanted to emphasize that he didn’t snap his penis to punish his girlfriend, or because she wouldn’t have sex with him. Also, the persistent erection wasn’t because he was over-sexed, as reported by at least one newspaper.

Dr Rewat Wisarutwetch, Director of the Department of Medical Services, said that to break one’s own penis would be no easy matter. Owing to the high concentration of nerve endings, the pain caused by the amount of force needed to break the organ would be too great.

Usually broken penises are caused by rough sex, he added.

The standard treatment is a combination of painkillers, antibiotics and anti-inflammatory drugs – and a catheter for patients who are unable to urinate.

After a broken phallus has healed fully, it is able to function normally again, Dr Rewat said.

Men who suffer from very high sex drives, or have morning erections that refuse to die down, should consult a doctor who can help get the member back under control. This is normally done by prescribing drugs such as Valium.

— Kom Chad Leuk & Gazette Reporters

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Southern Thailand braces for rough weather and rain

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The Thailand Meteorological Department issued a weather warning for southern Thailand with torrential rain forecast to hit the region throughout the weekend. The heavy monsoon over the Gulf of Thailand and south of the country is being blamed for the rough weather, with the TMD predicting flash flooding in many areas.

(Phuket, Hat Yai and Hua Hin’s forecast below)

“Waves are expected to reach 2 metres in height in the lower Gulf of Thailand and possibly higher at the height of the storm. Ships are advised to proceed with caution.”

For the north and northeast of Thailand, the TMD forecasts strong winds and cooler mornings as the arrival of the “winter” season, coupled with a moderate high-pressure system, causes temperatures to dip.

Hua Hin’s five day forecast

Southern Thailand braces for rough weather and rain | News by The Thaiger

Phuket’s five day forecast

Southern Thailand braces for rough weather and rain | News by The Thaiger

Hat Yai’s five day forecast

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SOURCE: The Nation | weather.com

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Now you see him, now you don’t… Patong Police hunt foreigner over $30k theft

Greeley Pulitzer

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PHOTO: Patong Police

Patong Police have yet to develop any tangible leads tracking down a foreigner who made off with US$30,000 in cash from a currency exchange booth in Kalim, north of Patong in Phuket, last Tuesday.

The man is about 168 centimetres tall with grey hair and around 60 years old, Patong police told The Phuket News.

“We have no clue what nationality he is.”

He was last seen at the currency exchange booth wearing a purple polo shirt, blue jeans and black cap. Police have checked hotels in the area, police stations across the island and Phuket Immigration, but have yet to join the dots and come up with firm leads.

“Investigators have checked CCTV in the area and collected what evidence we have but we still do not know the man’s name or where he was staying.”

The man had visited the booth several times before Tuesday, when he disappeared with the $30,000 in US banknotes, according to police.

“It was always small amounts”, he added, noting that the amounts didn’t warrant staff at the exchange booth to check the man’s passport before making the exchange.

The man arrived at the booth again at about 1pm on Tuesday, saying that he had 900,000 baht cash to exchange.

SOURCE: The Phuket News

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Mystery surrounds security guard found dead in his Phuket room

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The security guard of a hotel in Nai Yang, northern Phuket, 52 year old Yingyot Butsabong, from Maha Sarakham province, was found dead yesterday (October 16) in his room. Police remain mystified how the man came to grief.

A woman named Supattra received a call from the hotel he worked at and was informed that he didn’t show up at work yesterday, so she went to his apartment to check on him.

She saw that his room was locked from the inside, so used the key she had in her possession to open the room and found Yingyot laying on the floor, face down. She thought he was just sleeping so she tried to wake him up but once she flipped him, she found that he already passed away.

She immediately called Saku police, and once on the scene, police found that there was some blood on the floor. The man had a 2 centimetre wound on his left eyebrow which was deep into his skull. There was also a wound on his chin about 1 centimetre long and about a centimetre deep. His left eye had a bruise which looked like he was attacked by a hard object.

Police report that he had been dead for around four hours in the room.

The room was not ransacked and there was no sign of fighting or theft. His body has been sent to Thalang Hospital for a detailed autopsy and to look into the cause of death.

SOURCE: Phuket Hot News

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