Phew! Police report there is no prostitution or drugs in Walking Street

Netizens of Thailand are breathing a collective sigh of relief after it was revealed that there is no prostitution in Pattaya’s infamous Walking Street.

Police proudly declared that, following checks on the famous red light district, they found absolutely no evidence of prostitution. The check was one of the highly public monthly police ‘inspections’ of the street, usually with the local media in tow.

To make things even better Police were able to report there were do weapons or drugs found as well.

Does it get any better than this?!

In fact everything was ‘fine’ as the authorities investigated the pubs and entertainment venues at the culmination of a great long weekend at the Chonburi resort.

Which is just as well, because Pattaya is no the ‘world class family resort’ according to the TAT.

Sanook reported that said the Pattaya police station chief Pol Col Apichai Krobpetch led the police contingent in line with government policy and regular checks of the party district.

But, said Apichai, there was no crime to report at all.

Thailand sleeps well tonight knowing there is no prostitution or drugs in Walking Street.

Phew!