Little prick ends in big stab

PHUKET: A man from Samut Prakan province is facing police charges after stabbing a work colleague almost to death for teasing him about the size of his penis.

Bunma Saenrak, 23, stabbed Nakarin Noikert, 24, three times in the head in the toilets of their workplace, an autoparts factory in Bang Phli District.

Mr Bunma, who is now in police custody, told officers that Mr Nakarin constantly teased him about the length of his “longfellow”.

He said Mr Nakarin liked to lean over him while he was urinating in the bathroom and sing a situationally unflattering song called Por Hai Ma, which translates as “Father Gave It To Me”.

Another part of the song he sang featured the line, “Father gave me only a little bit”.

On the day of the attack, Mr Nakarin did his usual act, teasing Mr Bunma as he urinated, but this time his singing sent Mr Bunma’s blood rushing and he flew into a rage.

Mr Bunma pulled out a knife and stabbed his tormentor three times in the head.

Mr Nakarin fell to the ground in a pool of blood and was rushed to hospital by a friend.

At Chularat Hospital doctors saved his life, draining blood that was flooding his brain.

By the time police officers arrived at the factory to arrest him, Mr Bunma had already decided to hand himself in.

— Khao Sod