That’s fine. But why are there an increasing number making out like this is a reasonable alternative to places far more easier to get to. Are you planning on going for your standard 2 weeks annual holiday away from work? I doubt it.
People have different wants in holiday
For me, I would find it very attractive to be on a quiet Phuket for a couple of weeks
No traffic when riding your MB around
I may be wrong, but I think you can have some beers at a restaurant that serves food?
If so, that suits me more than fine
All sounds like a great holiday to me
No problem. The clock is relative to your initial departure. The clock starts when they put the swab up your nose and expires 72 hours later. The Start Time is usually listed as the "Sample Collection Time" or similar. The big concern would be a delay in your departing flight but if you checked in on time I think you'd be good to go. I try to get the tests done about 2 days ahead (the place I go is 24-36 hours for results) to give me a little wiggle room.