News Forum - Pattaya shop reports old foreign man dies during massage

[Thaiger]

While receiving a massage at a shop in the Pattaya area, an older foreign man died midway through. The incident took place yesterday in Bang Lamung at a massage shop in the late afternoon, and emergency responders were notified of an unidentified foreigner, believed to be an expat around the age of 70, who had passed away in the middle of a massage. It was the Nong Prue Police who received the initial report of the incident that took place at a massage shop in Soi Kaho Talo in Nong Prue. They dispatched officers along with emergency responders but when […]

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[Lawyers_Guns_and_Money]

35 minutes ago, Thaiger said:

While receiving a massage at a shop in the Pattaya area, an older foreign man died midway through. The incident took place yesterday in Bang Lamung at a massage shop in the late afternoon, and emergency responders were notified of an unidentified foreigner, believed to be an expat around the age of 70, who had passed away in the middle of a massage. It was the Nong Prue Police who received the initial report of the incident that took place at a massage shop in Soi Kaho Talo in Nong Prue. They dispatched officers along with emergency responders but when […]

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That's the way to go. Godspeed!

Edited January 29 by Lawyers_Guns_and_Money
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[Marc26]

I snore my balls off when I get massages

 

I embarrass the shit out of my wife whenever we get foot massages   

 

There are times, my snoring wakes me up mid massage   5555

 

 

This guy went out in a pretty great way 

[AAS]

Well that certainly wasn’t a happy ending !!

[TheDirtyDurian]

I'm surprised anyone could fall asleep during a Thai massage. They're not exactly relaxing. 

At least he went in peace. 

 

[LoongFred]

It was probably when she took her triangular thing to drive into his foot that he gave up the ghost. 

[JackMeOff]

He saved the money for the service also because he croaked before he checked out...

Unless the Thai lady took money from his clothes before she called the police 

Beware of Happy Massages, they may be dangerous to your health. 

Edited January 29 by JackMeOff
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[Jayce]

To die or not to die during a massage, therein lies the rub...

[nobusinessofurs]

I wonder if it was a soapy

[Travel101]

A great way to go when the time is up.

[riclag]

It wasn't me! But if I had a choice that would be pinnacle !

The young lady of the house says the person who was giving the massage could likely be considered as spiritually connected by Thais ,especially if it resulted in a heart attack caused by ….

[pascal]

A nice way to go really ........ may he rest in peace.

[Tim]

That's how I want to go, while receiving a lovely massage :)

[Jason]

That really is resting in peace!!

[Saltire]

That's one less private room available. No one will want to work in there.

I foresee the local monks coming for a shop blessing.

RIP good way to go.

[HolyCowCm]

Well sorry for the Thai massage woman, but in all sincerity, we could all be so lucky to go that way.

[Easterneye]

His wife will be pleased to find out his stiffness was relieved before he croaked and became seriously stiff .

 

Unbelieveable even at 70 unable to keep away from these creatures ,, pathetic 

[Alavan]

Is this considered a happy or unhappy ending?

[Bluesofa]

6 hours ago, TheDirtyDurian said:

I'm surprised anyone could fall asleep during a Thai massage. They're not exactly relaxing. 

At least he went in peace. 

I can definitely fall asleep during a Thai massage. I find them so relaxing.

I knew a retired English couple who moved to Ko Samui about fifteen years ago. They built an expensive house house overlooking the sea.
The husband used to sneak out for a Thai massage with a happy ending, quite regularly. The last time he did it, he died of a heart attack during the happy ending.
I'm sure the staff were spooked, but explaining to his wife what had happened wasn't easy.
 

[Faraday]

2 hours ago, Easterneye said:

Unbelieveable even at 70 unable to keep away from these creatures ,, pathetic 

Yes, young man.

[palooka]

7 hours ago, AAS said:

Well that certainly wasn’t a happy ending !!

Would be for me

[palooka]

6 hours ago, JackMeOff said:

He saved the money for the service also because he croaked before he checked out...

Unless the Thai lady took money from his clothes before she called the police 

Beware of Happy Massages, they may be dangerous to your health. 

Wow with a handle like yours I would have steered clear of this one.

[Guevara]

7 hours ago, AAS said:

Well that certainly wasn’t a happy ending !!

Or was it? Arriving at the Pearly Gates with a grin on his face.

[Faraday]

46 minutes ago, Guevara said:

Or was it? Arriving at the Pearly Gates with a grin on his face.

At least you didn't say coming.

St. Peter, would not be amused.

[CamPat]

R.I.P old man. I wish when my time comes i will have a similar "Happy Ending".